Wedding Anniversary

Ed was in trouble.

He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really angry.

She told him

"Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the drive that goes from 0 to 240 in less than 6 seconds

AND

IT BETTER BE THERE!!!"

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Ed has been missing since Friday.

Please pray for him!

Thanks to Sara Sweeney for the submission.

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