I figured out why I am soooo fat! ....

The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says...

"For extra volume and body"

Going to start using Dawn dishwashing liquid because it says

"Dissolves fat

that is

otherwise difficult to remove!"

Thanks to Sherry Carr for this.

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