Couple in the mall
A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon.
Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".
The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded:
"Where are you?"
Husband: "Darling, you remember that Jewelry shop where you saw the
diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have
money that time and said, 'Baby, it'll be yours one day'?"
Wife, with a smile, blushing: "Yes, I remember that, my love."
Husband: "Well, I'm in the Pub next to that shop."