President Bush and Moses
President Bush decided to fly on a commercial airline. While he was on the flight, he looked over and saw a guy that looked like Moses.
"That looks like Moses" Said President Bush
"That is not him" states secret service
President Bush walks over to the guy.
"Excuse me, are you Moses?"
The guy would not answer, and President Bush repeats the question several times but still no answer.
"Look!" says President Bush. "I am the President of the United States!" If you do not answer, I will have you thrown off the plane!"
The guy reaches over and taps another guy on the shoulder and says....
"Please tell this guy that the last time I talked to a Bush, I ended up wandering the desert for 40 years!"
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