Not wise birthday present
A wife treats hubby by taking him to a strip club for his birthday....
At the club, the doorman says. . . "Hi Jim, How are you?" The wife asks. . . "How does he know you?" Jim says. . . Oh dear, I play football with him."
Inside the Bartender says. . . "The usual, Jim?" Jim says to his wife. . . "Before you say anything he's on the Darts Team."
Next a stripper says. . . "Hi Jim! Do you crave the special again?"
The wife storms out dragging Jim with her & jumps into a taxi.
The taxi driver says. . . "Hey Jimmy Boy! You picked up an ugly one this time!"
Jim's funeral is on Sunday!!!